tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746Fri, 25 Jul 2008 04:38:42 +0000http://www.algoldstein.com/noreply@blogger.com (Webmaster)Blogger161125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-222792577986328922Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:57:00 +00002008-07-10T08:57:51.581-04:00http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/07/nice-rack.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-6468101653200367996Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:41:00 +00002008-06-26T08:50:55.386-04:00I found these picks of me and some pussy while going through some old stuff. http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/06/me-and-ladies.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-2880547437400258832Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:46:00 +00002008-06-20T13:48:11.247-04:00 Me and Annie Sprinkle Eat your hearts out...http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/06/hardcore.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-2092251379798274577Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:37:00 +00002008-06-11T20:42:56.287-04:00 At 67-ish At 13http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/06/evolution.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-6047792402170158254Fri, 06 Jun 2008 17:06:00 +00002008-06-06T19:11:20.248-04:00The highest price we pay for life is not only that our bodies are rotting and deteriorating but all the mistakes we make along the way. From bad marriages, to a son I should have never had, to business partners like Bill Lustig – the fat corpulent diseased body of a one-time pornographer who has stolen a documentary and 1300 episodes of midnight blue. In the same way that every deal that Hitlerhttp://www.algoldstein.com/2008/05/return-of-fuck-you.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-2383870564605830948Fri, 30 May 2008 15:42:00 +00002008-06-05T19:00:23.976-04:00 “A Man is as Faithful as his Options.” Al Goldsteinhttp://www.algoldstein.com/2008/03/summer-treat.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-8271750488023699438Fri, 23 May 2008 15:05:00 +00002008-05-23T11:33:13.897-04:00Here is a little change of pace for all of you sick of the Vlogs. http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/05/my-history-in-comic-form.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-3993470088910788143Fri, 16 May 2008 21:57:00 +00002008-05-16T17:57:33.238-04:00http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/05/wives.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-5801848967433200108Fri, 09 May 2008 14:36:00 +00002008-06-09T23:01:14.350-04:00http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/05/eating-out.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-6720420504908761361Fri, 02 May 2008 14:13:00 +00002008-05-03T13:31:50.325-04:00http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/05/death-viagra_02.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-1951035896622780450Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:09:00 +00002008-04-24T10:30:09.242-04:00http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/04/myth-of-obama.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-2665006100645789714Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:08:00 +00002008-04-17T22:13:43.226-04:00http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/04/toe-flexer.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-2804778921656845313Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:30:00 +00002008-04-09T08:51:24.923-04:00http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/04/i-try-to-be-good-hump.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-7310611177732858752Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:41:00 +00002008-04-02T13:44:51.893-04:00Hello fans of Al. We are starting a new segment this week. Instead of a Blog we are going to post a Vlog, which is a video blog for all you Luddites out there. Enjoy! http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/04/sno-balls-als-new-vlog.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-8160390007153433246Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:36:00 +00002008-03-28T18:44:02.324-04:00 Coming soon: One of my finest articles called "Married to the Mob" in next month's Hustler. Be on the lookout. I am watching how to cook halibut on the Food Channel's "Everyday Italian" show and I thought of something. There are so many things in life that you cannot have at that instant. For instance, if you want to watch a new movie, you have to go to a theater. I want to eat halibut right http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/03/how-to-cook-halibut.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-1381578920549436074Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:14:00 +00002008-03-22T11:29:18.809-04:00 Advertising is essentially equal to tactful lying. The job of advertising is to separate the consumer from his money, by any means necessary. This means that advertising and prostitution is the same thing. They both show us the fantasy and illusion, and then they give us the clap. If you watch TV all you will see are pretty blonds with perfect teeth. All these women know is how to groom http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/03/mendacity-cooks.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-684803262165443623Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:35:00 +00002008-03-12T21:20:03.913-04:00 The Semitic race is conditioned to making good lampshades and having long beaks. But at least they have always had the acumen of handling finances. Additionally the Jews have been more charitable and had greater contributions to science and technology than any other people. But Jews have lacked the qualities of being superior pornographers. Hefner, Miller, Joyce, Flynt, Guccione, Marquee De http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/03/spitzer-and-pays-her-by-client-69.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-6273324423525721447Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:45:00 +00002008-03-07T17:06:05.748-05:00 This week’s blog was going to be about how to eat pussy and bring your friend’s wife to orgasm, the way I do. I then thought of a much more important article that is penetrating, thoughtful and insightful. Even though being sexless and neutered, as you all are, I have decided to go with the latter. The importance of a lead in an article is to bring the local yokels into your tent. Since most http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/03/you-dont-deserve-this-column.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-2504521198415779934Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:54:00 +00002008-02-29T17:34:15.116-05:00 The other day I was jerking off and I just stopped because my hand fell asleep. It was boring. Does an old cock get grey hair? I know my cock needs a cane and will eventually need a wheelchair. In most cases an aging penis is probably going to retire to a senior citizens home. Now that I am a 72 year old diabetic Jew whose body is like the a crumbling Twin Tower before it crashes to the ground http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/02/aging-penis.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-487382916619849179Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:33:00 +00002008-02-27T17:17:32.576-05:00In three to six weeks we will be posting hardcore photos of me and a bevy of beautiful women. It will be worth the wait: Since many of your do not leave your name I will just pick the best or worst comments and answer them below: -To all the kind words, thank you. I wish you all a high testosterone level. -To the GeorgetheAtheist, you are the most pathetic, lobotomized diarretic shit I have http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/02/mid-week-announcement-and-answers.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-2258791829576320802Fri, 22 Feb 2008 16:34:00 +00002008-02-22T11:35:19.760-05:00 Behind The Green Door Me and Vanessa Del Rio I refer to today’s stable of porno actress as “occupants.” They have the staying power of a sickly fruit fly. They enter the porno business not out of the commitment to “make love and not war,” but rather to use their exposure in the fuck film to being a featured topless dancer. I reviewed my first fuck film in 1969 and what I loved about it http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/02/ze-good-ol-days-part-deux.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-8951033815491481884Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:56:00 +00002008-02-22T09:10:49.603-05:00 Since you, my loyal readers where so good this week (65 comments and counting is a new record) I am rewarding you with a two-part blog. Part I is this wonderful photo of me playing pool. Part II which will be posted later today will be about the porn stars of today vs yesteryear with some great photos of me and some classic old starlets. Enjoy. PS - I will be answering some of your 65 http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/02/ze-good-ol-days-part-i.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-2371270255362251581Fri, 15 Feb 2008 02:16:00 +00002008-02-14T22:04:01.102-05:00 Writing is a two way job. It’s a quid pro quo kind of communication. It is not unlike fucking, where the response of your partner impacts the enjoyment of the act. As a writer the response from your audience helps define your effectiveness as a word master. Most of the women whose clitori I have licked or whose mouth I filled with my cock found pleasure in my generosity. Doing this weekly bloghttp://www.algoldstein.com/2008/02/empire-strikes-back.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-2209687601816323947Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:52:00 +00002008-02-16T08:56:28.320-05:00 See how good I was to Gena? My Fifth Wife: The Jesse James of Wives http://www.algoldstein.com/2008/02/new-scans-of-old-wives.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12126746.post-4755457974549775182Thu, 07 Feb 2008 23:00:00 +00002008-02-07T18:05:40.949-05:00 I killed my mother. It was 20 years ago this week. She was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. This is a cancer that had a mortality rate of 99% but I remember that she told me she was going to survive. She always tended to be overweight. I remember seeing her going to Weight Watchers and she was always making a baked apple dish that tasted like an apple pie but wasn’t. I loved my mother since shehttp://www.algoldstein.com/2008/02/i-killed-my-mother.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Al Goldstein)